Top 20 replies by Programmers to Testers when their programs don't work

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20. "That's weird..."

      "這很奇怪耶"

19. "It's never done that before."
      "這個從以前到現在就不能Work"

18. "It worked yesterday."

     "昨天明明可以Work"

17. "How is that possible?"
     "這怎麼可能？"

16. "It must be a hardware problem."
     "這可能跟硬體有關係"

15. "What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?"
       "你剛剛做了什麼事情讓他當掉"
14. "There is something funky in your data."

      "輸入的資料有問題阿"

13. "I haven't touched that module in weeks!"

       "這個module我很久沒動了耶"

12. "You must have the wrong version."
      "你用錯build了"

11. "It's just some unlucky coincidence."
       "這只是一個巧合而已"

10. "I can't test everything!"

      "我不可能每個功能都測過阿"

9. "THIS can't be the source of THAT."
     "不會翻--"

8. "It works, but it hasn't been tested."
     "這個才剛寫好，還沒有被測過阿"

7. "Somebody must have changed my code."
   "我的code一定被誰改了"

6. "Did you check for a virus on your system?"
     "你的電腦有沒有中毒阿"

5. "Even though it doesn't work, how does it feel?
     "就算這個不能Work，應該也不會怎樣吧"

4. "You can't use that version on your system."
     "你不能用這個build測阿"

3. "Why do you want to do it that way?"

    "你幹嘛亂搞"

2. "Where were you when the program blew up?"

     "什麼時候當掉的"

1. "It works on my machine"
     "在我電腦可以Work阿"